Fic & Podfic: Condition Zebra [SGA, McKay/Sheppard, Teen, 8650 words & 1 hour]
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Condition Zebra
A Pod/Fic Collaboration! Fic by Punk. Podfic, audiobook, and cover by mific.Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Teen, for swears
Content notes: No standard notes apply.
Size: 8,650 words and 1 hour
Summary: John Sheppard, reaching new heights of not seeing it coming.
Punk's notes: In 2015, mific and I agreed that it'd be cool if I wrote a fic for her to podfic. I did, but then a lot of life happened and ten years passed before I was able to open it up again and edit it into shape with the help of panisdead. This story is much better because of her, and I'm so grateful for the time she put in across multiple betas. I'm also grateful for mific, who did a wonderful job with the podfic, as always, and that all three of us were still around to finish this project.
Title from my dad, who served on an aircraft carrier in the US Navy during the Vietnam War and told me about how "Set Condition Zebra throughout the ship" would come over the 1MC and all personnel would be expected to report to their assigned stations as quickly as practical to prepare the ship for combat.
In memory of ESS and SK.
mific's notes: When Punk reminded me about our plan to collaborate I was excited, and even more so after reading this excellent story. It's been enormous fun to podfic, both because the story itself is like the best of canon with added John and Rodney feels, and as Punk was open to features like sound effects. I've had a ball making the podfic and the cover art, and I hope you all love the story as much as I do.
Download or stream mific's podfic on AO3, where you can also read the fic, or stay put and read it here.
( Condition Zebra )
A/N: You can reblog this on Tumblr if you're feeling it, and if you want to know why Rodney was shouting about pigs, he was quoting Robert Heinlein: "Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig."